these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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