just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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