woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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