Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I wish i was in the wii world.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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