i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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