bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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