now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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