I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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