That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
you traded sex for a burrito?
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Randomize