that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
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