i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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