doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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