'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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