Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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