If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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