What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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