these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
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