In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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