we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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