Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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