too bad you live with your parents still
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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