Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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