evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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