ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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