i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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