So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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