Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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