So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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