Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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