My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
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Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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