He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
try to milk me bitch
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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