I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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