So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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