he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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