That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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