Me too!
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
No subtext here. People are naked.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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