You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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