Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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