Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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