Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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