..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
