is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
