How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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