Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
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