why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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