who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
only you would photoshop your dick
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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