; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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