Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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