Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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