She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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