Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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