he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
this is an emotional support booty call
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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