have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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