I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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