we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
