Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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